The will likely be spoilers, but should I talk about something super new I'll warn ya. But consider this a pre-emptive warning! You're WARNED!

Thursday, May 5, 2011

seriously

I can't get enough of these ugly Shepards! I love people.










Ugly Shepards Part One is here!

10 comments:

tetheredhawk said...

Oh my gosh-- you just made me choke on my Triscuits. Dude, that Shepard fourth down is SO INTENSE! I'll bet he chooses the intimidation option EVERY TIME.

Sean Belcher said...

When you look up the definition of WIN in the dictionary, one of the meanings now reads "ugly Shepard." I don't know how you can play through the game with some of these - I'd be laughing so hard, the tears in my eyes would obscure my vision.
That last one looks a bit like Chuck Connors to me for some reason.

Dan Apczynski said...

So sad—#4 looks an awful lot like my own personal Shep (who *was* a bit on the ugly side):

http://www.gamermelodico.com/2010/11/who-will-be-my-shepard.html

But damn, hilarious!

José said...

Oh god! My eyes!
The goggles, they do nothing!

Paul said...

Nice! I was crying and laughing at the same time. @ Jose, one of my favorite Simpsons lines ever =). Just so you know, Game Informer has an article on your blog and a link (which is how I found it)...good job! Paul

Stacie Ponder said...

I was wondering where all these new people came from...welcome! :) I can't stop laughing at these. The femShep who's like "I PUT ON MAH LIPSTICK!" kills me.

Ryker B. said...

Maybe it's the late night air but that last one looks like Wild Bill from The Silence of the Lambs?!?! GAsp!

Anonymous said...

It could be just me, but the second to the bottom looks a bit like gollum from LOTR.

Anonymous said...

OMG! The first one looks like a very bad likeness of Brendan Fraser...

June said...

Ewwwww