The will likely be spoilers, but should I talk about something super new I'll warn ya. But consider this a pre-emptive warning! You're WARNED!

Monday, May 23, 2011

Merrill's Dream

Did this quick Dragon Age 2 pencil sketch this morning, based on one of the dialogue choices you can make during the end-game conversation with Merrill.

(click to embiggen)

Someday I'll stop making Dragon Age and Mass Effect fan art. On the other hand, I doubt that very much!

Thursday, May 19, 2011


Oh yeah, Bastila and Mission gettin' shit done on Manaan! You guys, I love Knights of the Old Republic. Yeah, after playing it so many times, some of it is a pain (oh, Taris, I love seeing you get obliterated) but still, it's just the best. My favorite Star Wars game and one of my favorite game games!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011


I wasn't expecting to love Mordin Solus from Mass Effect 2, but then all of a sudden I did. I guess it shouldn't have been a surprise...after all, he is the very model of a scientist salarian.

(Also, we get to visit the salarian homeworld in ME3. How rad is that?)

(Also also, more of my sketch cards- vidyagame and otherwise- can be seen here)

Tuesday, May 17, 2011


A small, okay part of a big, not-okay piece that didn't work out the way I wanted it which I say, I shall try again.

I like Left 4 Dead 2, but I loooove Left 4 Dead. Why do I like the first game so much more? Probably because of the characters, from the infected to the protagonists. Somehow Zoey, Louis, Francis, and Bill of L4D are a bunch of charmers; we know next to nothing about them, yet they've got distinct personalities. Their L4D2 counterparts simply aren't the same. Dunno.

But the Witch! The Witch is just so damn cool.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Oh, Merrill.

It's a testament to the writing behind Merrill of Dragon Age 2 that I can really disapprove (and even hate) some (most) of the things she does, yet I never dislike her. I will say, though, that on one playthrough I denied her the super special elf knife and man did she get vicious!

Also, I love Dragon Age. (That's for anyone visiting here for the first time.)

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Dear Final Fantasy XIII,

You and I, we've been through a lot together over these last few weeks, so I thought it was high time I sat down to tell you how I'm feeling about you. I know, you've been listening to what people have to say about you for a couple of years now and you're probably tired of it, but hey. I'm woefully behind the curve, and I've got the Crystal Pepsi t-shirt to prove it!

Let me say this up front: part of the reason why I'm only just getting around to you now is because of...well, because of all those things people said about you. You were all over The Internet for a while there and I couldn't avoid you. I read the reviews and the comments, and the news was...not good. "It's too linear!" they cried. "It's too easy, too dumbed-down!" Perhaps the one that cut the deepest was THIS IS NOT MY FINAL FANTASY.

It's like no one knew who you were anymore- at least, that's what they said. They said you had no towns. No towns! An RPG with no towns in which to talk with NPCs and to shop! They said you didn't allow for much exploration, that you guided players from A to B to C by the hand, taking any guesswork out of the equation...taking any freedom out of the equation. Honestly- now, this is going to hurt, Final Fantasy XIII- I don't think there are too many people out there who actually like you. Perhaps you'd be a fine game if you were called, oh I don't know, Crystal People in the Electric Hallways of Doom or something. But as a part of the venerable Final Fantasy family, word on the street is that you're a big ol' disappointment.

I listened to all of that and like I said, it kept me away. I'd see you in the store or online or whatever, and I'd quickly look away to avoid eye contact. One time, though, a used copy of you almost caught me in a Gamestop. I heard a "Hey. What's up?" as I was mindlessly browsing the shelves, and I almost took you home! But I couldn't. I couldn't willingly enter into a relationship with you after all the things people said. I mean, come on. I have a rep to protect, Final Fantasy XIII! An image and a rep!

Okay, that's not true at all. But for someone with such an odor of crappy word of mouth swirling around them, you sure had a high price; thus, on the shelf you stayed despite your pleas of "But maybe you'll like me!" I can't lay down a bunch of dough on a chance like that.

But still, that's the thought that I'd had since the first disappointing review of you rolled out: maybe I'd like you. The truth is, you never left the back of my mind! There, I said it. Sometimes, late at night after my parents had gone to bed, I'd lock my door and look you up on the internet. I wouldn't tell anyone and that time my dad surprised me and came in all "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" I was all "Errrr, homework!" and turned off my monitor so fast, hoping he hadn't caught a glance at your page on my screen.

No one should be shocked, then, that when I saw you recently at Target, all brand-new and beyond reasonably priced, I finally took you home.

Right away, I could see what people had been getting at. There's no way to say this more politely, Final Fantasy XIII, so here goes: you're really effing weird. From your run down this corridor- fight! Run further down the corridor- fight! patterns to your auto-battle system that won't allow me to control the actions of my party members to your where are the towns?-ness to your horrendous leveling up system in the Crystalnasium or whatever it's called, you're a very, very weird game. Are you some new breed of action-RPG-movie? I don't know. It took me a good long while to get used to you, however.

And then I did. I got used to your quirks, and dammit, I actually came to appreciate most of them. By the time you relaxed most of your restrictions and let me, say, choose my own goldurn party of players, I was really digging you. To be honest, I think that auto-battle is pretty good for someone like me, as I'm not a micro-manager. If I can trust my healer to do healy things all on his or her own, then I'm good, you know? I'll never ever like your weapon upgrading system and the Crystalnasium was ridiculous to the end, but most everything else I, I forgave. Exploring towns and meeting NPCs didn't jibe with your storyline and I get that, but still. Those things were missed.

Pretty soon, I realized that I was drawing sketch cards of your characters when we were apart, FFXIII (can I call you FFXIII now?), and it was then that I realized that yes, I was really really digging you.

YOU'RE SO PRETTY. You flat-out dazzled me with your beautyosity. See, I only recently upgraded to a 21st-century TV (again, umm, behind the curve) and anyway, I'm not a graphics hound when it comes to games or movies. I read complaints about certain titles and I think "Durr, it looked fine to me..."; I'm not sure if it's the crappy TV I had or the fact that I still very clearly remember that games used to consist of a bunch of moving squares, but my standards are pretty low in that regard. But oh, oh oh oh, you opened my eyes! Character hair moved around! I couldn't tell the cut scenes from the gameplay! I will admit, I'd probably like you no matter what simply because YOU'RE SO PRETTY. I'm shallow, I guess, after all.

Your plot and storylines are convoluted. There's no getting around that, and I was awfully glad that your datalog spelled it all out for me. Convoluted, but oddly engaging.

Your characters...hmm. Some of them are so irritating, there was never a moment I wanted them NOT to die. (SNOW. I hate him with the hateful hate of a thousand...umm, haters.) Some of them I loved right away (Lightning, and FANG. Why did they wait so long to introduce Fang? She now rules my world!), and some of them actually grew on me (Vanille was, surprisingly, perhaps the most well-rounded character in the game). I found myself pretty invested in them and those convoluted storylines of theirs. And please, FFXIII, don't even try to deny the it's so barely subtext that if there were really any sexuality at all in Final Fantasy games it would totally be text between Fang and Vanille. Come on, we all know what's up, and it's cool.

Again, now that you're all said and done, I just wanted to tell you how I feel. Look, you were right: I like you, okay? I think the stuff that people said about you was all rather true, but then I rather don't care. I like you for what you are, rather than hate you for what you're not- a simple enough concept that I struggle with often. What you are is pretty fun and pretty pretty. You were right, and I'm glad I finally took a chance on you. I won't wait so long on Final Fantasy XIII-2, I promise. In fact, I kind of can't wait for it. To hell with my rep and yours- let's hold hands!

Love (that's right, I said it),

PS- I don't actually live with my parents still, but then you know that because you live with me.

Saturday, May 7, 2011


I wish there were more of those holy crap, I'm really flying through the air moments in Portal 2. That's not even a complaint, really. I love Portal.

Friday, May 6, 2011

a drawing fool

Dudes, dudettes, and "prefer not to answer"s, I have been a drawing fool lately, cranking out all manner of stick figure cards of characters from Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and Final Fantasy XIII. I've been posting them here and at my deviantART page (which I totally resurrected from the dead, just like Jason in Friday the 13th Part VI), so click if you want to, like, see them and whatever. Here's the latest, a trio of cards of the women from FFXIII. Right on!

what is this i can't even

Seriously, I can't even comprehend the awesomeness of this Portal 2 poster by Tristan Reidford. Therefore, I won't even try to comprehend the awesomeness of this Portal 2 poster by Tristan Reidford. I will simply sit here and enjoy the crap out of it. Click to embiggen, seriously, you'll want to.

Thursday, May 5, 2011


I can't get enough of these ugly Shepards! I love people.

Ugly Shepards Part One is here!

I am just saying

Googling "ugly Shepard" yields some truly delightful results.

Ugly Shepards Part Two is here!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

BioWare announced today that Mass Effect 3 has been pushed to Q1 2012, to which I say: fine. I will wait. I don't want to wait, but I will since it's a quality thing, you know? Let's face it: Mass Effect 3 is going to be the greatest game in the history of ever and it's going to make my head explode with awesomeness. Until that day comes, I will continue to use my head. I have stuff to do anyway, so waiting a couple of more months isn't going to kill me (mostly).

Still, I don't know who that dude in the middle is, and why they keep putting his picture everywhere! Everybody knows that Shepard is a woman- a world-weary-but-noble drunk of a woman. Duh! And the dude on the left should be a woman named Ashley Williams. Doubleplusduh.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011


Y'all, I've been dabbling in Final Fantasy XIII whilst taking meal breaks and while I see where traditional JRPG or Final Fantasy fans may not like it, I'm digging it so far...even if it's mostly running down hallways or hallways that aren't hallways and some characters are really annoying.

The point is, though, that Lightning is so cool. So cool she's got me thinking about making one of those lame FEMALE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS WHO ARE SO COOL lists.

Also Fang would be on the list, but I haven't drawn her yet.