As everyone knows, horror and video games are two of the greatest tastes there are, and so fuck yes they taste great together. Adding me to that beautiful mix is a bit like adding cilantro to an already-delightful dish. Perhaps I will bring out some extra, even more wonderful flavors! (Is that how food works?) Or, if you are my ex's mom, perhaps you will say NO THANK YOU and cast me from the already-delightful dish right into the garbage because you find that for some reason, I make everything taste like pennies.
What I'm getting at is that I am covering the horror beat for
Kotaku! (That's a video game site, in case you didn't know.) Yes, like the love child of Forrest J Ackerman and Lois Lane (I WISH) I'll be bringing you...well, horror game related...you know, stuff. Hot scoops and the like.
My first piece went up today, and it's all about counselors killing other counselors in
Friday the 13th: The Game. At the risk of sounding like some
total loser who
enjoys things, I'm definitely pretty excited about the gig.
PS: throwing me in the garbage because I make everything taste like pennies is an insult to me and more importantly, an insult to pennies
